Goodnight, B. The Baddest Word of All.

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles.  Diaper Date 1810. And so it has occurred.  The Eldest has learned her first swear word.  The origins are still unclear (we know it didn’t come from us), yet, we learned fro her what the “baddest word ever” is. 233e We expected it to be stupid, idiot, or hate.  Instead, it … Read more

The Sharpshooter

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles.  Diaper Date 1801.  This past week The Captain’s Crew went to the State Fair.  Always a good time.  I have already documented how The Eldest managed to eat almost all of the available forms of sustenance.  The second trip was a food recon mission and last ditch effort for The Eldest … Read more

My Kid Ate My Fair

Captain’s Log. Diaper Date 1795.  Daddy Chronicles.  Yesterday we attended the Indiana State Fair. For dinner.  Yep, that is how the Captain’s family rolls.  We intended to consume the annual meal of fried yumminess. Before kids, the Captain and Mrs. could meander about the Fair and look at animals eat food to our hearts’ content.  … Read more