Football and Castles

Captain’s Log. Diaper Date 1831. Daddy Chronicles.  In a futile attempt to watch football on Sundays, The Captain is attempting to slowly ingrain the sport into the children’s daily activities.  Some call it brainwashing Mrs. Captain agrees, but The Captain considers it enrichment.  So today, he sat down with The Eldest and had her pick … Read more


Captain’s Log. Diaper Date 1831. Daddy Chronicles.  Our normal daily perambulations have been interrupted. Stop The Presses!  The Eldest just lost a tooth! Let’s review.  She turned 5. Check. Learned how to ride her bike. Check. And now has lost her first tooth.  My hairs are graying faster already.  It is a happy day here … Read more

Captain Idol?

Captain’s Log. Diaper Date 1836.  Daddy Chronicles. The Captain would like to announce that he is entering a competition.  That’s right! The Captain is auditioning for Blogger Idol, and he needs your help.  If you enjoy The Captain’s Log…Tales from the Poop Deck, let the good people of Blogger Idol know. You can email them … Read more

The Alleged Father

Captain’s Log. Diaper Date 1827. Exactly five years. Daddy Chronicles. The Captain is now the proud daddy of a five year-old. Five. It is funny, but The Captain remembers it like it was yesterday….(cue hazy time machine music). Mrs. Captain woke me at about one in the morning with, “I think my water broke.” Think? … Read more