The Elf Day 4

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1901.  And today we find Jingle Bells the elf fishing.  That’s right, fishing. For Goldfish.  The edible kind:) Today’s lesson from Jingle Bells is quite simple – find the simple joys in life that calm your brain.  The Captain’s grandfather used to always say, “I’m just gonna set (yes … Read more

Color With Your Kids

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1900.  Today is the 1,900th day that the Captain has been a dad.  That’s 45,600 hours.  The Captain would like to say that every single hour has been great, but some have been very trying.  The experience is amazing and I wouldn’t trade in even the darkest hours because … Read more

A PSA On Christmas Pets

Captain’s Log.  Daddy Chronicles.  Diaper Date 1899.  Writing this post at the gas station whilst filling up Mrs. Captain’s tank.  It is cold. Anyways…here is the elf today.  Today we find the elf in a precarious placement .  That’s right, the elf is hugging the toy cat.  Jingle Bells would like to take this moment … Read more

D.A.T. (Day After Turkey)

Captain’s Log.  Diaper Date 1898. Daddy Chronicles.  Today is the D.A.T.  Day after Turkey, formerly known as Black Friday.  The Captain used to hop in the car and run with the crazies for overpriced sales.  It was fun for awhile.  The Moc Admiral (Cap’s Mom) would join him for the adventure.  The lines were more … Read more

A Date

Captain’s Log. Diaper Date 1887. Daddy Chronicles.  Mrs. Captain and I had a date.  This is a big deal.  We actually went to a movie theater, sat down for two and a half hours and enjoyed the new Bond film (side note – wow).  What is funny is that we both probably would have preferred … Read more

Worst Halloween Ever

Captain’s Log.  Daddy Chronicles.  Diaper date 1876.  Last night was Halloween- the occasion for dressing in costume and collecting candy.  The Eldest dressed as Jesse (of Toy Story fame) while The Diaper Dweller found himself wrapped in a Buzz Lightyear costume.  The highlight of the night? Coming home.  The Captain was disappointed in the neighborhood’s … Read more