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Captain’s Log: Week in Review December 31st – January 4th
Poop Deck Community, Just a quick Week in Review. We ended the year with a look back at my experiences with Milk and a video from The Rock. Next, I shared 10 Reasons Why 2015 Will Stink (Not Really). Following that, I chatted about the ending of Winter Break, which as a teacher, is bitter … Read more
Captain’s Log 2670: The Parking Lot
Captain’s Log. Diaper Date 2670. Daddy Chronicles: The Walmart Parking Lot. 10 years ago I never would have imagined myself here. A Walmart Parking Lot. Sitting and surfing. I’m not shopping and I have no intent of leaving the car. Why am I here? Because I am forcing my son to nap. Normally I wouldn’t … Read more
Captain’s Log 2669: The Death Knell of Winter Break
Captain’s Log. Diaper Date 2669: The Death Knell of Winter Break. I woke up this morning to my last day of freedom. I don’t count the weekends. The weekends are always mine. Starting Monday the grind returns. Leaving in the cold, dark abyss and returning in the cold, dark abyss. The Death Knell of Winter … Read more
10 Reasons Why This Year Will Stink
Happy New Year, Poop Deck Community! Not gonna make a long post here, but every year people make resolutions, right? I have declared my loathing for resolutions, so this year I think I am making anti-resolutions. Here are a few: 1. I’m going to gain weight. At least 50 pounds. 2. I’m going to watch … Read more
The Rock Sent Me A Video
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson sent me a video. I’m not kidding. I got a personal message from “The Rock”. More on that in a minute. One of my favorite things of 2014 was the ability to serve as spokesperson for Milk Life. I have had the opportunity, and privilege, of working with Milk for … Read more
Captain’s Log 2657: Exhaustion
Captain’s Log. Diaper Date 2657. Daddy Chronicles: Exhaustion. I don’t know how to express how tired I am. And, I’m not special, there are others equally as tired – Mrs. Captain for one. I think I have it figured out though (probably not): Life is a marathon of sprints. You see, I ran was on … Read more
Captain’s Log 2654: Making it to Break
Captain’s Log. Diaper Date 2654. Daddy Chronicles. Making it to Break: I have neglected my beloved blog out of necessity for the last two days. I am in peril. The Captain might not make it to break. The children are weary, sick, and cranky. They might make it to Santa’s Naughty list after all. We … Read more
Captain’s Log: Week in Review December 8-14
Captain’s Log: Week in Review December 8-14 So it has been a long week. The family has been sick, and I have been buried in tissues, cough drops, and other stuff. Nonetheless, here is the week in review – albeit a bit late. I started the week off talking about a free cemetery plot that … Read more
Like A Hugo Boss
This past Friday, I had the opportunity to meet Reggie Wayne of the Indianapolis Colts at the Castleton Macy’s here in Indianapolis. Wayne is loved here, as well he should be- he has played his entire career here. And played well. When he made it into the aisles of Macy’s the chants started up – … Read more