Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1679. I have a nemisis. It is the ice cream truck. I know that everyone loves the ice cream truck and that it brings great joy to the hearts of many, but I loathe the ice cream truck. Full disclosure. Backstory. The Captain and his sister always had jokes … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1673. The Captain is finding out that children expidite the rate of erosion of things. Don’t let the labels fool you – it may say unbreakable, or stain resistor, or whatever, but children have an innate ability to corrupt or destroy and object you can think of. The Captain … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1673. April 15th is a pretty big day. Yes, there is that whole tax thing, but there is a pretty big piece of American history that is commemorated today. Jackie Robinson Day. 65 years ago today Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier in Major League Baseball. He was not … Read more
Poop Deck Community – The Captain’s email has been spammed and he is tired of it. Check out the new post on Life of Dad from the Captain. What do you do with spam? The Captain wants to know. Leave a comment, tweet us, or send us an email…but no spam. Please. Thanks! The … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1671. The Diaper Dweller is testing the limits of unconditional love. After hours of fitful sleep, the Diaper Dweller still could not rest, so, consequently, Mrs. Captain could not sleep. The Captain got tagged in at about 3 a … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1669B. So I have done some thinking. I may be destined to fail as a father. No, I don’t dislike my kids. No, I haven’t put them in harms way nor do I intend to. I have just had bad role models. I’m not talking about my father, or … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1669. Happy Easter…An Original Parody of The Sound of Silence – Captain Style.. Hello, nightime my old friend, It’s 2 a.m. and we’re awake again. Because The Diaper Dweller is not asleeping. Left his crib while I was sleeping And the slumber party that was planned for this night … Read more
Captain’s Log. Spring Break Chronicles. Diaper Date 1666. So the Captain has been sick for most of Spring Break. Great way to rest and relax and enjoy the company of your family. Not. Anyways, the Captain took some cold medicine and a nap the other day and had a crazy dream. In that dream, the … Read more
Captain’s Log. Spring Break Chronicles. Diaper Date 1663. The Sleep Fairy hates us. She has skipped our house for about the 4th consecutive night. I believe that the total sleeptime in the household is less then 30 for the weekend. Consequently, I sought the advice of the Eldest to see why she had a hard … Read more
Captain’s Log. Spring Break Chronicles. Diaper Date 1661. This has not been the most auspicious start to the Captain’s Spring Break. Mrs. Captain arrived to pick up the Captain for an impromptu date to see The Hunger Games. This is where the day turned. The movie was awesome – pretty true to the book without … Read more