Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 2119. So the Captain has been searching for some cool summertime activities to do with the crew. I was gazing outside when I realized – we don’t have a pirate flag. So the plan today is to procure the necessary materials to create a flag to fly atop our … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 2115. As a teacher I know that there are many times that I have to intercede and settle petty disputes. While I do not consider myself as wise as King Solomon, I hope that I am fair in my judgments As a father, I have also had to make … Read more
Headed to “The Donut Store” with The Eldest. What is your vote for the greatest Sunday morning breakfast? Have a great morning…and don’t forget to fuel up with Milk:) Captain out…
So I would really like to compose a letter expressing my displeasure with the state of one of our local parks. But before I do, I am wondering if your local parks are in a disarray as well? Is this common and I am merely overreacting? We constantly find trash – including, but not limited … Read more
I participated in a campaign on behalf of Dad Central Consulting for AVEENO. I received product samples and a promotional item as a thank you for participating. The Captain has a love/hate relationship with shaving. There is nothing more refreshing than a clean shave. For several years now, The Captain has begun to gray, so … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 2113. Over the weekend we took both of the kiddos to see Monsters University. As with most things involving kids – this was still an operation. The Eldest was still riding high off her dance recital performance the previous night. Her listening ears were unmatched. She couldn’t wait to … Read more
This is a sponsored post and I have been compensated to write it. As with all posts in the Poop Deck, my hope is that you are entertained or informed about some aspect of parenthood. So, please do me a favor: If you chuckle at least once (nose snorts and eye rolls count), click on … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 2105. I always wanted to be a professional wrestler. I grew up in the WWF (now WWE) era of Hulkamania. The training, saying your prayers, and taking your steroids vitamins, brutha. We used to act out all of the moves. My favorite was pretending to be the Hulkster and … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Summer Break Diaper Date 16. The Ice Cream Man is the enemy. This dastardly individual makes his/her way through my neighborhood at inappropriate times and causes a schism between play friends. It is am awkward moment when one friend has ice cream and another doesn’t. The Ice Cream Man knows you … Read more
I participated in a campaign on behalf of Dad Central Consulting for LongHorn Steakhouse. I received a gift card to facilitate my review and a promotional item as a thank-you for participating. My family just got back from a great trip to Disney. I discovered the best way to recover from a vacation- I took … Read more