This is an old unpublished post that I wrote after a playoff game I watched in 2012. Not sure why I never published it, but after seeing the end result of the Minnesota/Seattle game I thought it would be timely to share. While the focus in this post is on my son (because at the … Read more
I can’t make this up. I won a free cemetery plot. Yes. A place to rest my soulless body for eternity. For free. For me. Let me paint the scene. I was watching my Cleveland Browns who, at that point, we’re winning. Football games are stressful – especially when my team is winning because I … Read more
Captain’s Log. Diaper Date 1831. Daddy Chronicles. In a futile attempt to watch football on Sundays, The Captain is attempting to slowly ingrain the sport into the children’s daily activities. Some call it brainwashing Mrs. Captain agrees, but The Captain considers it enrichment. So today, he sat down with The Eldest and had her pick … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1642. The Captain isn’t getting any younger. It is funny, but the Captain remembers being youthful and all of his coworkers remarking how he was one of the youngest members on staff. Then a few things happened. One year, a coworker called him “Sir”. Not a sir out of … Read more