Captain’s Log. Disney Chronicles. Day Unknown. Vacation is defined as “(Noun) An extended period of recreation, esp. one spent away from home or in traveling.” Webster apparently has never been to Disney. With children. There is indeed plenty of magic. Part of the magic is the workout you receive. We ride a bus everyday from … Read more
Before I do anything else, I would like to thank those in uniform who protect our freedoms everyday. These brave men and women are amazing, real life superheroes. Thank you. And in the true spirit of Memorial Day, I would also like to offer thoughts, prayers, and thanks to the families of those who died … Read more
Today The Captain celebrates 37 years of excellence mediocrity life. He would like to take a moment and thank some important people. To my mom and dad who made my miraculous birth possible – the details of which we will not discuss as I don’t have enough money to.cover the copays of therapy. I am … Read more
I have written this post about three different times. I will fully admit that I am intimidated by the prospect of reviewing a work created by 37 creative, funny, honest, witty moms. A book that, when it arrived in the mail, had my wife laughing to the point of tears within 30 seconds of … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 2062. I am no spring chicken. This is a hard thing for The Captain to admit. I am reminded of the song “100 Years” by Five for Fighting. There is a part that goes – I’m 33 for a moment Still the man, but you see I’m of age … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 2022. It is Spring Break Eve Eve. Little known fact – two years ago (roughly) The Captain’s Log was born out of Spring Break Facebook posts. So, this time of year is a special one. We love Spring Break here – school is nearing end and the beginning of … Read more
Dear Mother Nature, I say this with all due respect – and I mean with all due respect. You need to tender your resignation. Effective immediately. Did I mention I say this with all due respect? I am in awe of your power, your grace, your flexibility. But lately, I have to question your judgement. … Read more
The Captain has hit some rough water this week but will return soon. Many have wondered how the log began. Originally, the Captain’s Log was a series of goofy Facebook Status updates about experiences parenting. Here are a couple for you to enjoy… Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. The children are now working in conjunction with … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1986. I have to admit there are times that I let my testosterone get the best of me. I like to lift heavy things, throw heavy things, and occasionally flex in mall mirrors while humming Hulk Hogan’s theme music (Real American) and buldging my eyes as big as I … Read more
Captain’s Log. Diaper Date 1980. Daddy Chronicles. Mornings are not easy in any household – The Captain’s is no different. It is difficult to wake up, get the kids ready, and get everyone out of the door! Not to mention finding time for a healthy breakfast. We have all heard the saying, “Breakfast is the … Read more