They Grow So Fast

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles.  Diaper Date 1751.  A week ago Captain and Mrs. Captain held a garage sale.  We sold some stuff. Donated some stuff to Goodwill, and still have some stuff.  It was harder than the Captain thought it would be.  For more reasons than you think.  The obvious challenge is setting up the … Read more

Those Pencils Protect Us

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1747.  I took the Eldest to the Air Show yesterday.  She had a lot of fun.  There were planes, bouncey houses, planes, and did I mention bouncey houses?  She wasn’t super impressed with the planes unless they were flying, but she got to spend some quality time with her … Read more

New Shoes

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1742.  Yesterday was a big day – the Diaper Dweller’s first pair of shoes.  We made the trek to Stride Rite and had the boy measured.  Mrs. Captain would not let me buy the R2D2 shoes (they didn’t have my size), however we did settle on a nice pair … Read more

Ergo Contest

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles Diaper Date 1729. This is a shameless post in an effort to win an Ergo Performance Carrier. Here is the blog link.  So I am supposed to identify how I would use said carrier.  Basically, my plan is to train my children to be crime fighters.  Think The Incredibles, but with … Read more

Athletic Prowess

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1729.  So one of the things about having a daughter is that, as a dad, you are forced to prove yourself in unexpected ways.  With sons, it is different. With sons you can break boards, bricks, smash through a wall, grunt loudly, maybe spit, and people look at you … Read more

Cash Kitchen

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1722.  The Captain used to enjoy watching MTV Cribs from time to time.  The Captain can’t afford the cheapest of options. There are some pretty zany things that appeared on that show.  Ice T has snack machines so his friends have to buy their snacks instead of eating his … Read more

A Fishy Fish

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1720.  There’s no easy way to say this.  The Captain lied to his daughter.  You see, over the weekend the family fish, Nemo, perished.  Fortunately, Nemo didn’t die belly up, he simply laid low.  We had a moment of trepidation. One of the family dogs, Bailey, died 2 years … Read more