Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1635. The Captain has been the father of a daughter for over 4 years now. This has meant the participation in some pretty ridiculous things. And by ridiculous the Captain means fun though sometimes slightly uncomfortable. The Captain has played dress up, had tea parties, had dance parties while … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1587. How is your Saturday morning going? The Captain’s morning has been a referendom on his manliness, or lack thereof. The Captain has been sitting in the waiting room of Pep Boys for two hours now. Nice folks, good business, but a bit frustrating. The from tire of the … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1587. So over the three day weekend, the Captain broke his wedding ring. It was the strangest thing you have ever seen. What did the Captain do? Stick it in a vice, hit it with a hammer, throw it against the wall? No, I simply sat down. The top … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1584. The Captain has found that fatherhood causes one to be very reflective about a great many things. There is the grand mystery of life itself, the mystery of those weird silica packets that come in brand new shoes (really, why are they there and why do they tell … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1574. This week has been hard. Going back to work has not been the easiest. Getting the kids up and out the door, getting myself ready, dealing with traffic – all not fun. Too Tired Last night I was so tired that I fell asleep in the eldest’s room … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1571. The eldest decided that she wanted to stay up until the ball dropped. This was going to be a challenge for all involved. Her regular bedtime is 7:30. Around 7:35 if she is not in a bed rubbing her eyebrows she transforms into a Tazmanian Devil that terrorizes … Read more
I hate New Years Resolutions. Why? It’s simple – they usually contradict each other. For example, there is the cliche of losing weight. And the simple one of “being happier”. Guess what? The source of my happiness will undo the whole losing weight thing. Yes, my family makes me happy – don’t judge me or … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1564. The lights on the tree are still glowing. The house is finally silent. It was a very good day. Before I go to sleep…I have one question. Who designs the packaging for toys? Second question – What are they mad about? The talent of this individual is being … Read more
Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper date 1562. This is my Maiden Voyage on the interwebs in regards to my personal Captain’s Log. There have been several previous entries which may be re-shared at a later date. It is Christmas Eve Eve. The natives are restless. The diaper dweller spent much of the day attempting to … Read more